Quotes from when Sam and Frodo visited the Democratic National Convention

“All right, all right!’ said Sam. ‘That’s quite enough.  I don’t want to hear no more.  No welcome, no beer, no smoke, and a lot of rules and orc-talk instead…’

What’s all this?’ said Frodo, feeling inclined to laugh.  ‘This is what it is, Mr. Baggins,’ said the leader of the Shirriffs, a two-feather hobbit:  ‘You’re arrested for Gate-breaking, and Tearing up of Rules, and Assaulting Gate-keepers, and Trespassing, and Sleeping in Shire-buildings without Leave, and Bribing Guards with Food.’   ‘And what else?’ said Frodo.  ‘That’ll do to go on with,’ said the Shirriff-leader…

“If I hear not allowed much oftener,’ said Sam, ‘I’m going to get angry.”  –J. R. R. Tolkien, The Return of the King

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